Cranky Pats Pizza

Frozen pizza is better than this. Dripping with oil, soggy, visually looked unappetizing yet pretty tasteless. Some of the worst pizza I've eaten. Just get frozen or Pizza Hut.

Beware of Cranky Pat's!



If I could give this place 0 stars, I absolutely would. I completely regret my decision to trust Cranky Pat's Yelp.com reviews, this was hands-down the WORST pizza I've ever had in my life, and the biggest waste of $25 ever.



My first indications to leave should have been when we walked in and the entire place was empty and there were at least five flies buzzing around everywhere. My boyfriend and I came in and ordered one of the specialty pizzas, a vegetarian option with spinach and feta cheese along with some other vegetables. We asked the waitress to substitute mushrooms for the olives, because of personal preference. Although we were the only ones in the restaurant, the pizza took nearly 30 minutes to arrive at our table.



Once it did, I unbelievably disappointed.

- I don't know whether to attribute it to the sauce or the pizza dough (or both), but the pizza was incredibly salty.

- The pizza was literally a soggy mess. We couldn't even pick up the slices because the bottom was just plain wet.

- The mushroom substitution was ridiculous - the cook in the back smothered the thing in mushrooms, and we could barely find a single bit of spinach, feta, or anything else.



To top it all off, the waitress charged us for each individual ingredient on the pizza because we asked for mushrooms in place of olives. There was no indication of this substitution policy on the menu, and she didn't bother mentioning this when we asked for the substitution.



I e-mailed my situation to the owner, Jason, and he made it clear that Cranky Pat's has no respect for their customers. This place does not deserve your business and will only leave you with regret - don't waste your time or your money.

They are the only business located at the ground floor a high rise apartment building. It's a bad location because of poor planing a the part of overpaid city officials. Hardly any parking, hence no other businesses. Aside from thin crust pizza, there's hardly anything else. Surprisingly they have a buffet, but like I said before, not much. It's over $9 too! Because of the building's owners, they have to pipe the oven exhaust into the restaurant. A little stuffy, especially in warmer months.